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January 7, 2014 @ 5:15 PM | Free

That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ I’m half machine. I’m a monster. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I care deeply for nature. Whoa, this guy’s straight? There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Well, what do you expect, mother? No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Guy’s a pro.
Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.


January 7, 2014
5:15 PM
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