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Soward, Anne Esq

May 21, 2014 - May 25, 2014

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. I cannot abide useless people. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Let’s go be bad guys!
I care deeply for nature. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Well, what do you expect, mother? Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! Guy’s a pro. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

I’m afraid I just blue myself. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.


May 21, 2014
May 25, 2014
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