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January 28, 2015 @ 3:45 PM - 7:45 PM | $81

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! How did your brain even learn human speech? I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.
It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Whoa, this guy’s straight?

Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t.

It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

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Date:
January 28, 2015
Time:
3:45 PM - 7:45 PM
Cost:
$81
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