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Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself.
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us.
Army had half a day. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.
Well, what do you expect, mother? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. That’s why you always leave a note! I’m half machine. I’m a monster. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right.